My Brain on Dope I'm Ashley and welcome to my world ♥ . I post shit based on the way that I'm currently feeling. So you will find everything from girly glitterly rainbows & unicorns with popsicles up their ass to drugs, porn, & a splash of alcohol. Don't be shy I don't bite well...sometimes:) I follow back ♥
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letsdothetightenup:

i don’t usually reblog male fitspo but DAMN. just…DAMN.

My Theory On How To Make A Woman Happy, Relationship Wise

kingoftheill:

  1. Listen like a therapist
  2. Remember like a palm pilot
  3. Be loyal like a golden retriever
  4. Be funny like a comedian
  5. Fuck her like a pornstar
  6. Be a gentleman like you teach an etiquette class
  7. Be honest like a pastor
  8. Stand up for her
  9. Remind her what she means to you
  10. Give the occasional massages. 

Just my opinion. I feel if you doing the these 10 actions to the best of your abilities and she still ain’t happy, then maybe it’s her. Some females just ain’t designed for real niggas.

I like stuff sometimes because i’m too lazy to reblog it


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